MISS ALICE

About

MEET YOUR TEACHER.

Teacher by Day.
Goddess by Night.

I am not here to flatter you. Flattery is cheap and you have had enough of it.

I teach men how to dress, how to speak, how to hold a room and how to hold themselves. Not tricks — standards. The kind that survive a Monday morning.

Most men are not unattractive. They are simply unfinished. That is a fixable problem, and fixing it is my favourite hobby.

Come to class. Bring your ego — you will leave it at the door.

Miss Alice at the wheel of a car at night in a sheer black dress

The Rules of the Classroom

  1. 01Raise some balls.
  2. 02Have some style.
  3. 03Keep your word.
  4. 04Think before you speak.
  5. 05Take responsibility.
  6. 06Never confuse confidence with arrogance.
  7. 07A good boy listens.